I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Fuck appropriateness.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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