So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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