i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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