Kareoke will never be a sober sport
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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