do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
