That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
sex in a hospital.. check
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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