any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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