I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
