Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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