We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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