If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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