it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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