Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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