Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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