There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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