It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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