just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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