just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
50% drunk capacity currently
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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