So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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