used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
