Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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