But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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