Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You don't make any sense
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i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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