You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Randomize
