Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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