Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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