I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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