I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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