I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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