i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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