How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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