i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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