We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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