I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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