normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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