When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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