Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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