I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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