i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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