like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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