so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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