Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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