ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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