my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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