Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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