I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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