So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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