i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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