Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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