he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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