how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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